On bad beer

I have to admit that sometimes after I drink a certain number of good beers, I switch to Miller or even, sorry, Miller Lite because once you're well lubricated why waste the prime stuff?

Then I usually pay for it the next morning by feeling like somebody has beaten me with a baseball bat.

Mass market American beer also is nice on a hot day, for example after mowing the lawn, I guess because it's like drinking ice cold water with taste, albeit not much taste. Then again, I don't mow my lawn.

Pass the Dogfish Head.

Three reasons big brand American beers suck, which the corporations that make them have the audacity to tell you is good for you.

Of course, there is no such thing as bad free beer.