This year sucks ass! https://t.co/ZVG2KO4Pnm
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 29, 2016
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This year sucks ass! https://t.co/ZVG2KO4Pnm
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 29, 2016
This is the end. Beautiful friend. This is the end. My only friend, the end. https://t.co/WU9wwOf2XP
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 22, 2016
And yet another spineless pol caves to the gun lobby. Shame on him. https://t.co/O9GI5IoZ9n
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 21, 2016
Heck of a populist is pres-elect Stubby Fingers. https://t.co/4AbZ9mLGMC
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 20, 2016
Which doesn't really matter since you can't believe anything that comes out of the man's pie hole anyway. https://t.co/zBO7yWqnvD
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 20, 2016
And they couldn't have a better one. https://t.co/kO2PLvElks
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 20, 2016
So by all means let's prop up the coal industry. https://t.co/1qto8AYwJu
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 18, 2016
Wow, the shit these people are smoking must be really good, either that or AP accidentally interviewed folks from some alternate reality. https://t.co/QOqqjYLZlp
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 18, 2016
Kiss my ass you Leprechaun-loving sons of bitches. Also, go you Butler Bulldogs!
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 17, 2016
Really @BoilerBall, if year after year you're not even going to bother to show up in the Crossroads Classic why keep playing in it?
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 17, 2016
People don't adequately appreciate the greatness of Fats Domino.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 17, 2016
Banana Republic. https://t.co/eVib7Jo4PO
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 17, 2016
And be sure to buy his next book, "How to Ruin a Nation for Fun and Profit." https://t.co/jolXCZZ7Ep
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 17, 2016
It's the snake oil salesman in chief to be, and family, what else do you expect? https://t.co/qIFgB8OvB5
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 16, 2016
And a candidate, now president elect, who encourages them. https://t.co/GgMC20sLTI
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 16, 2016
Well on our way to oligarchic country status. https://t.co/TTjG6hKamH
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 16, 2016
And Trump, the enabler in chief, with him. https://t.co/yzxCXoRFLC
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 15, 2016
Because us reality TV personalities gotta stick together. At least he didn't give her cabinet post or an ambassadorship...yet. https://t.co/XGjss5RQQe
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 14, 2016
Personally, I like asparagus and asparagus pee, although not as an after-dinner drink or anything. https://t.co/aeDwJOjvUO
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 14, 2016
Because somebody might ask a question he'll need some actual knowledge to answer. You know, the kind he'll face daily in the Oval Office. https://t.co/d38hCEaQMW
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 14, 2016
Give it a rest, who the fuck cares! https://t.co/6Xznia9cXU
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
You just have to wonder, did president stubby fingers actually sit down and noodle out who would be the worst pick would be for every job? https://t.co/1i3x9oZUPe
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
And the hits keep coming. https://t.co/Am84WhM9dx
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
And so ends the selection of potentially the worst presidential cabinet in the nation's history. https://t.co/I5LBRIfFbO
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
Distortions and outright lies, just like now. https://t.co/z7kGUMOnGm
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
Which means nothing since they already saddle him with "hu-u-uge" conflicts of interest. https://t.co/XhEhn1RVae
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
No, what he needs is intelligence, period. https://t.co/nXamRxWI1G
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
Shameless liar, there's no other way to paint it. https://t.co/3tX7GkvWHI
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
As oligarchs typically are. https://t.co/NEIGDEnI38
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
Or just some rich asshole born with a silver spoon in his mouth? https://t.co/DSNiKCfhdL
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 13, 2016
Cyberbully in Chief? Yep, works for me.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 9, 2016
Joining Hitler, Stalin and Nixon, among others https://t.co/qPLqOVtFU4
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 7, 2016
Thanks Obama! https://t.co/mXrDynMnjq
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) December 2, 2016
That'll teach those Wall Street crooks and their shills in Congress. https://t.co/cVpbrCkTYb
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 30, 2016
Damn straight, screw that whole First Amendment, free speech thing. https://t.co/z4VmMgGjPL
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 29, 2016
I treasure Mose Allison's unique singing voice, but let's not forget, he was one hell of a piano player.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 23, 2016
Gee what a surprise, considering the cracker asshat basically endorsed the KKK. https://t.co/owYlYMqWRe
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 20, 2016
Could we lose any more musicians this year who might help us get through the next 4 years? For f--ks sake I hope not. https://t.co/JO521BLN0f
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 19, 2016
Just keep f---king that chicken. https://t.co/oxr9XUH3PO
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 19, 2016
And positing that the KKK wasn't really all that bad. https://t.co/vQTbcqURjN
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 19, 2016
Looks, walks, quacks duckly, duck. Looks, walks, talks white supremacy, white supremacist. Duck's no pig. White supremers ain't "alt-right."
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 16, 2016
Big thumbs up for @urbanchestnut Fantasyland IPA. Nicely hopped but spicy, too. Would be a mistake (6.5% ABV), but I could quaff it all day.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 5, 2016
Incompetence you are Purdue's run defense.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 5, 2016
Benjamin Clementine, At least for Now, is stunning music from beginning to end. I can't bring myself to take it out of my car CD player.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 3, 2016
That's OK, he says they're repulsive, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. https://t.co/FM2EB3sRRA
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) November 2, 2016
As an old Indiana farm boy I can tell you that the pigs always stick together. https://t.co/avksWYW21H
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 26, 2016
And Sunday liquor sales.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 25, 2016
Guess who's gonna sign that weed legalization bill! https://t.co/hpCjRtDBSq
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 25, 2016
You just keep f--king that chicken Stubby. https://t.co/ubGkfZarug
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 23, 2016
Fats, the Lion and Art Tatum be listening to Sullivan Fortner play I Get a Kick Out of You and sayin' that's some serious shit, man!
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 23, 2016
Maybe Mel should try getting her own material. https://t.co/Iy4huFrWN6
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 21, 2016
Delusional defined. https://t.co/yFS72E6KhE
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 20, 2016
You just keep f--king that chicken Mel. https://t.co/GUczcZaTlQ
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 17, 2016
I posit that naïveté is better than insanity. https://t.co/BpDS9CWhwy
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 17, 2016
Because if little Donnie (AKA stubby) doesn't get his way everybody else must be cheating. Take your ball and bat and go home, please! https://t.co/4jxbr0sJ8L
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 16, 2016
And you were expecting what? https://t.co/ABc1XHkJxd
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 16, 2016
Like this was a big secret? Where ya been? https://t.co/VLbdERIRUu
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 15, 2016
Not really, but then again when the only book you've ever read is Atlas Shrugged your outlook on government tends to be unreal. https://t.co/nyV7Fp4EkA
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 14, 2016
Hey look, Trump! https://t.co/KAuHDMpulb
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 13, 2016
Amen POTUS! https://t.co/3GxPNWOAY6
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 12, 2016
So there really is a bigger dumbass in the GOP than trump. Amazing. https://t.co/mm6oHBBv8A
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 11, 2016
The epitome of class. https://t.co/To4GtxK71R
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 8, 2016
Carson just dropped in from Mars, or whatever planet it is he lives on when he's not invading Earth. https://t.co/jBGDG7qhDz
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 8, 2016
Stick with it Stubby, yer doin' great! https://t.co/DLFwySr45z
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 8, 2016
Fowl Play captures perfectly the wonder of @SisterSparrowDB live. This band could be from New Orleans, which is high high praise here.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 8, 2016
Is there any other kind of clown problem? https://t.co/5j84FtojAl
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 7, 2016
Just a verbal hitch when he realized how stupid the statement was. https://t.co/DBPEcCYCPH
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 6, 2016
I admire the brazenness of malling up airports and forcing people to wait hours in them. You'd be tarred and feathered for this shit once.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 3, 2016
You have to believe in something so I choose to believe in guacamole.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 3, 2016
And it was super! https://t.co/eTqqQfHiTm
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 3, 2016
He's such a classy candidate, Donny, with such classy supporters. https://t.co/d72Z2aMISq
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 3, 2016
I want to know how Sister Sparrow is getting that huge voice out of that tiny frame @aclfestival. Earth shaking, literally.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 2, 2016
I want to know how Sister Sparrow is getting such a huge voice out of such a tiny frame. Earth shaking, literally.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 2, 2016
I knew Ms. Margo Price would be good @aclfestival, I just didn't know she'd be this good!
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 2, 2016
And the least informed. https://t.co/u3kI1nwMKF
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) October 1, 2016
Corinne Bailey Rae killin' @aclfestival, no surprise from this seat. Day's highlight.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 30, 2016
Maren Morris is a bit country and a bit pop, a good song writer and I like her voice @aclfestival. Needs to be on time, apologize if not.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 30, 2016
Just the kind of classy guy we need as president, yes sir. Can it get anymore surreal? (Don't answer that.) https://t.co/QAFyGXppcX
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 30, 2016
You just keep talkin' Butch, that's what you're good at. https://t.co/fzLApdPatP
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 29, 2016
Rats fleeing a sinking ship? https://t.co/U2Y3ObZGGw
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 27, 2016
The price of crackerdom just went up. https://t.co/aNuRjJOHUj
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 26, 2016
Too soon for Buckwheat Zydeco to go.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 24, 2016
Hitting the Blues Tent at Jazz Fest in New Orleans to hear them for the first time a few years back was one of the best decisions I've made. https://t.co/unjtDq2KPm
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 23, 2016
Proving once again that he lacks anything even resembling scruples. https://t.co/VLFmFAPqwd
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 23, 2016
North Carolinians should be so proud they sent this guy to Congress. https://t.co/g1AjvdWSMT
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 23, 2016
I don't believe anything improves a drive to work more than listening to @DavinaVagabonds...plus coffee, of course. Nicollet & Tenth. Super!
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 23, 2016
Many many adults should be ashamed. (I'm looking at you Trump and Pence.) https://t.co/CrJHqLnSP9
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 22, 2016
Go Bear! https://t.co/tBf4mIEMPS
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 21, 2016
Make a note of it, asshat. https://t.co/20vEhUxgpz
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 20, 2016
Libertarian does not = liberal. They are market extremists. Bernie voters who vote for Johnson are voting for Trump. https://t.co/9U2gaBj2ru
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 16, 2016
It took him this long to figure that out? And that's the kind of decisive decision-maker you want as president? https://t.co/070z98acvk
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 16, 2016
The price of dumb crackerdom just keeps going up. https://t.co/XjWpXz2Wag
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 14, 2016
Free Michael! https://t.co/uSQTs90Jqa
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 13, 2016
Thanks Obama. https://t.co/dGRkQgGWZU
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 13, 2016
Exactly! https://t.co/ko0cpLWaK8
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 13, 2016
Agent Smith said it--we're a virus, and burning our host to the ground. https://t.co/jHHc8NZ0QV
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) September 1, 2016
Dug him. Silver Streak is an underrated Wilder flick with Richard Pryor, likewise Stir Crazy. https://t.co/Ck2nLHO2gV
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 29, 2016
Just because somebody deceives you time after time that's no reason to stop believing him. Evolution has failed us. https://t.co/DQMdkeiXkj
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 29, 2016
Or, put another way, he's just a bald-faced liar. https://t.co/S8gghwiBCJ
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 26, 2016
If Rudy recorded it, you just knew it was gonna sound good.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 25, 2016
A guy would never be cut for making Hope Solo's Olympic comments, no matter what you may think of her behavior in general. #doublestandard
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 25, 2016
Enjoy your social life in the slam, asshat. https://t.co/jP6urFMXTE
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 24, 2016
It's nice to be nice. Take a lesson USA peeps. https://t.co/2YXgGQShd0
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 24, 2016
You mean like the tenements he and daddy made a fortune with? https://t.co/9n98AI20wx
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 24, 2016
Their immortal souls maybe. https://t.co/rDcDDQn4m4
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 20, 2016
A classic! https://t.co/nyRsAzG0ed
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 19, 2016
Yeah, but then when you keep doing it your regret is meaningless. https://t.co/chZ83TWz7Q
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 19, 2016
Prisons should never have become a business in the first place. https://t.co/aDL4k6j23A
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 18, 2016
U.S. Swimmers? More like U.S. Assholes. https://t.co/05DY3NH3Iq
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 18, 2016
Because you idiots supporting him can't tell the difference anyway. https://t.co/Mi3bcmDh0h
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 11, 2016
Advocating assassination, gee that's nice. If you think this guy should be POTUS you really need psychiatric help. https://t.co/GtwBaxVAZc
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 9, 2016
"Creepy" Clown? Isn't the creepy a given? https://t.co/gjuy8E9IDW
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 5, 2016
And hopefully, he dies in prison. https://t.co/HyJRdldorf
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 3, 2016
Ummm, yeah, why? https://t.co/PuaQlAPxiR
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) August 2, 2016
Which is no surprise. https://t.co/hRnffsVyGe
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 30, 2016
If I could get a gig hanging out in a bar swapping stories with journalists I'd take it in a New York minute. #realnewsasopposedtotwiter
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 29, 2016
Gee, what a shock!? https://t.co/g7A51xoWsK
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 28, 2016
Managing damage control for this guy would be a very stable gig. https://t.co/VoDfxsOPUY
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 28, 2016
He's officially gone off the deep end...again. Crazier than an outhouse rat in a thunderstorm. https://t.co/7Mgp3tlSrX
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 27, 2016
Keep it up "Bernie or Busters," you'll get him elected. Just be ready to own it if you do. https://t.co/Q5iej3B0nn
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 26, 2016
Don't be stupid people. I voted for Bernie, too. But the issue now is Trump. https://t.co/ngtIZcZMgX
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 26, 2016
If I had to listen to one thing all the time and it was @Ana_Moura singing Desfado I think I'd be OK with that.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 24, 2016
The latest U.S. Export. https://t.co/l8vP0CbMwF
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 23, 2016
If it sounds to good to be true... https://t.co/gGLnUyADTB
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 22, 2016
Bill Evans Some Other Time from @ResonanceJazz is like finding $20 in an old coat pocket, maybe $50.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 21, 2016
If you think a guy who trusts Ted Cruz to do anything to benefit anyone but Ted Cruz is astute enough to be president you're loopy.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 21, 2016
He bought them for the campaign season. https://t.co/sQb3NmW8Rq
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 20, 2016
Paid to take the fall. https://t.co/9myDzEtvCS
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 20, 2016
Twitter should have suspended him for being a racist, misogynistic boil on the butt of humanity. https://t.co/4hdffeMrCL
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 20, 2016
Right, Reagan after dementia took him. Jebus, is there a bigger political whore than Pence? https://t.co/3ihRxxqdBA
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 19, 2016
Maybe (and I'd have no problem entertaining a motion to leave off the qualifier) the best voice going today. https://t.co/xfU6j6yqPD
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 18, 2016
That Steve. https://t.co/ncIyhFmquI
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 18, 2016
One of my favs. A lot of people never heard of him. They should have. Wilt said he was his toughest opponent. https://t.co/oygqB0Zi3C
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 16, 2016
No shame whatsoever, what a coward. https://t.co/zdY1VhlfpL
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 16, 2016
Sorry Donny, you made the bed you ought to want to lie in it. https://t.co/cXanYKhn8z
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 15, 2016
Just shows what a hypocritical political whore he really is. Good riddance! https://t.co/Kt5tzqNejl
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 15, 2016
And pigs can fly. https://t.co/LWfwVmZi3R
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 15, 2016
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Mike. https://t.co/qsTqbu6Voo
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 14, 2016
Now Mr. Tough Guy is picking on 80-year old women. Next? Slapping babies around. https://t.co/29T26QKYQQ
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 13, 2016
Take our governor...please! https://t.co/h8KTmr5wFF
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 13, 2016
Day like today is a Charlie Parker day, because I just need something overwhelmingly righteous on a day like today. #bird lives
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 8, 2016
You don't have to sell this stuff. This stuff sells itself. #bird lives http://pic.twitter.com/K0OdXlPn5V
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 7, 2016
Força Portugal!
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 7, 2016
I personally will jab you in the eye with a foreign object.
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 2, 2016
Yes, please take Pence and get him out of Indiana. https://t.co/5SCQueNfB8
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 1, 2016
Proving what shameless whores they both are. https://t.co/pO3LO2FiAi
— Greg Kline (@mrgreg) July 1, 2016